It's not often I stand on the edge of a train platform wearing nothing but white gloves, hat and hold-ups, wistfully waiting for the train which will never come, but it seems I did, just the other day. The station is hardly used - other than for the fast trains which rush straight through, and I was facing away from the poor train drivers, which may have helped matters, but the deafening beep of the horns inches from my face made me jump like crazy each and every time!! I expect Malcolm got a couple of comedy shots. It was an eerie place though - no one there but still a lady's voice on the speaker every few minutes recommending that passengers stand back from approaching trains. Good job too; when they came, they came fast! Also, in related news, I broke the floor. My heels fell through part of the tarmac; danger zone.
Anyway, here is the evidence, as Malcolm has kindly passed these on! (Photographer
Malcolm Journeaux, MUA
Maggie):

For the other part of the shoot, we hired two punts and drifted around the Oxford river. All very English and civilised.
I will let you know when the transport-themed calender is out.